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Queries?   Offerings   Matilda, 22: superqueersadtrashlady5eva. Formerly gingerplatypussy but I lost my password to senility.


i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses

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Like, maybe when you’re old and senile, i’ll close the restaurant and come spring you from the nursing home.


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#bob's burgers 


This is by far my favorite cover of any song

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#Les Chansons 


seeing lesbians defend bi women and bi women defend lesbians on this website makes my heart happy

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why am i even on tumblr i have other things i could be doing things i should be doing oh well

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i don’t ever want to hear a man’s thoughts on feminism


If the point of feminism is gender equality and not female supremacy, then why not? Feminists confuse me sometimes.

feminists probably confuse you bc you have the most shallow and basic understanding of feminism that exists and it is basically meant for ninth graders

#feminism is about liberation xoxo

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#i remember when i thought like that  #it still makes me shudder  #to think i used the term female supremasist  #i stand by my reading of the text tho  #the rest was all internalized bollocks 




 Note: The REAL Piper of Orange is the New Black has clearly stated, "Well, you know, I’m bisexual so, I’m a part of the gay community.” Additionally she has pointed out that she came out at "either 18 or 19", and "had relationships with many, many women before I met Nora and after I met Nora."

So viewers should be aware that it was a "creative decision" of the shows writers, producers + NetFlix to minimize and erase the character’s actual + stated bisexuality by never using the "B-Word", turning her instead into a tired bisexual trope. This should not be viewed as at all realistic.

IRL Piper Kerman is a strong, interesting, out bisexual women in a different gender marriage, who participates in her LGBT Community and works hard for Prison Reform.

I hate this because there’s all this implication on the show that her sexual interactions with women are deviant, something she does under the influence of Vause or something she ‘turns to’ in prison. Like she would be this nice and neat little heterosexual if it wasn’t for that super-sexy, seductive drug runner and/or being lonely in prison. Which is gross. That’s gross.

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#Orange is the New Black 


people who say they don’t want to date bisexual people because they don’t want to “compete against men AND women” must have really messed up views of love and relationships! do people really view their relationships as a competition between them and the rest of the world for their significant other’s attention? yeah that totally seems healthy 

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#yeah like  #also if ur worried about measuring up to their past lovers or what ever  #just ask them what they like  #this stuff is literally the furthest thing from a competition as u can get 

I hate phones

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I don’t have any time for straight people who criticize the production values of LGBT film. Sorry that we’re still mostly excluded from mainstream film and that our “niche market” is not worth serious funding.

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make me choose:

 Anonymous asked Ashley Marin or Ella Montgomery

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#ily  #pretty little liars  #ladies