one-eyed cat racing

Queries?   Offerings   Matilda, 22: superqueersadtrashlady5eva. very white. Formerly gingerplatypussy but I lost my password to senility.

Lost my wallet. Literal worst day.

— 17 hours ago with 2 notes


There’s no such thing as “not one of those bisexuals.”

We’re all "those bisexuals."

You don’t need to justify yourself to the biphobic piece of shit you’re dating.

You’re better than that. You’re better than them.

Own yourself.

(via deanssister)

— 23 hours ago with 146 notes

I fucked up fench but I look great

— 1 day ago
#university teals 

ha ha ha aha ahahahahahaha its one in the morning and i’m working on a paper due at 5 tomorrow afternoon but i have to work and can’t guarantee that i’ll be able to submit the paper before deadline unless i have it finished by 7:30 this morning what even is my life 

— 2 days ago
#university teals 


it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

(via misterandry)

— 1 week ago with 132954 notes


A beautiful mermaid is seated.

—Weird Comics #3 (1940)

(Source: superdames, via maideninthetower)

— 1 week ago with 3204 notes
#life goals 


"Don’t you lift him—let him drown alive,
The good Lord speaks like a rolling thunder.
Let that fever make the water rise,
And let that river run dry.”

(via lordlykisses)

— 1 week ago with 822 notes
#Les Chansons 


"Butch/femme couples inherently replicate heterosexual relationship dynamics" is the pretentious way of saying "lol but who’s the man"

(via misterandry)

— 1 week ago with 7135 notes


"Thank you."

"Mine looks like chicken satay."

request (x)

(via cloudbank-red)

— 1 week ago with 1422 notes
#bob's burgers 

omg Lane and Pete fighting was actually the most amazing thing in the world I’m so happy that happened

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #Mad Men 
black person:dont really care for this old racist white person that just died
white person:that's very hateful! no h8! hate is always bad and an unnatural emotion you should never express!!
white person:*disproportionately jails black people based on hate*
white person:*demonizes black people based on hate*
white person:*racially profiles black people based on hate*
white person:*creates an entire social system specifically based on hating black people*
white person:*generates major profits from hating black people*
— 1 week ago with 1934 notes
#I'm white tag