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Queries?   Offerings   Matilda, 22: superqueersadtrashlady5eva. Formerly gingerplatypussy but I lost my password to senility.

burping is the best

— 10 hours ago

i’m getting nicotine cravings damn alcohol on the other hand i did find a full pouch of tabacco on the train a few weeks ago and kept cos I didn’t know what to do w/, so…?

— 11 hours ago

broke out the wine and the Vivaldi i’m so sick of this paper

— 12 hours ago with 1 note
#matilda liveblogs her struggle with assessable items 

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

(via misterandry)

— 16 hours ago with 12114 notes

i had a dream i ate a croissant and it was really good and now i want a croissant and that makes me really sad

— 20 hours ago with 1 note

halfboyfriend:

"are there any straight people in your story?”

"no they’re not relevant to the plot"

(Source: nothalfboyfriendanymore, via bisexual-books)

— 21 hours ago with 71608 notes
#literally me 

muskraturine:

saying bisexual women are “sexually available to men” is really creepy wtf dont do that

(via sapphfox)

— 21 hours ago with 160 notes

matildaswan:

ppl should watch cashmere mafia jsu for Lucy Liu’s wardrobe

but also i have super high hopes for lady and her gf please dont hurt those hopes tv show i need happy hopes 

"lesbians are the new babies" oh show no dont do that and please for the love of god use the b word at some stage

— 1 day ago with 1 note

ppl should watch cashmere mafia jsu for Lucy Liu’s wardrobe

but also i have super high hopes for lady and her gf please dont hurt those hopes tv show i need happy hopes 

— 1 day ago with 1 note